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    on June 06, 2012

    This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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Stormbringer's picture
on June 6, 2012 - 5:05pm

This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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Heartonmysleeve's picture
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I chop them off and get fake ones. How else am I supposed to continue writing my novels!!?!?!

Situation: Everyone in the sate of Florida turns into a zombie

(I apologize, I really suck at this game ._. )

Stormbringer's picture
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Build a ladder tall enough to reach it

Situation:You have the world's shakiest hands.

Heartonmysleeve's picture
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Call my psychiatrist

Situation: Clouds are made of whip cream

Stormbringer's picture
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reviving

Stormbringer's picture

As long as the meat is still pink I'm fine

Situation:You find yourself talking to a grizzly bear about his opinion of panda bears.

beautifullybroken's picture

ask my mother what she put in her cooking the night before and see a dr.

Situation: suddenly all cows were purple

happygilmore581's picture

That's ironic because I just had to read this book for my Advanced Marketing class a few months ago:

http://www.sethgodin.com/sg/images/book_layers/purple.cow.png

happygilmore581's picture

If the concert is outside, and it is a hot, sunny day, break the record for most bacon fried at the same time.

Situation: You wake up and your senses of smell and hearing are switched (you now hear through your nose and smell with your ears).

Stormbringer's picture

reviving

Stormbringer's picture

Humor exits Skillet.com

Situation:You go to a concert where the members of Skillet and the entire audience(except you) are wearing skillets on their heads

Comatose53's picture

I would write back and hope for an answer!

Situation: This discussion didn't exist.

Stormbringer's picture

Since I'm awake this means he's powerless so outmaneuver him, take his gloves and have him locked up isolated of course.

Situation:You receive a letter in the mail from a J.Cooper

CarpetBakr's picture

Go on down there and ask why he isn't in the Avengers Tower, rebuilding all those awesome suits of armor he blew up.

Situation: Freddy Krueger knocks down your door, ready to slice you apart.

Stormbringer's picture

I guess it would work and it gives me a chance to use my back legs

Situation:Iron Man lives in your local sewer system.

Stormbringer's picture

I'd like to point out this discussion is officially a year old!!!

CarpetBakr's picture

He'd be evicted and relocated to a Psychological Ward...

Situation: The only way to exercise is by pronking. (Google it if you don't know :P)

happygilmore581's picture

I still won't be able to read their signatures, but at least I'll know that they all have the same name.

Situation: President Obama passes a law banishing the letter "R" from the English alphabet.

Stormbringer's picture

This doesn't really affect me

Situation:Every doctor in the world goes by the same name.

Comatose53's picture

I would travel all over the universe and be like The Doctor.

Situation: Braces can now pick up radio signals.

Stormbringer's picture

Hopefully I'm not the only one but I've got a feeling I am.

Situation:You can create portals.

Coming For You's picture

Stay away from certain people

Situation: You can breathe through your ears

Stormbringer's picture

Give it back too him of course

Situation:Your eyes glow red every time your angry.

CarpetBakr's picture

Clean the earwax out of my ears.

Situation: A cute, fluffy puppy comes up to you and, upon picking it up, you discover that it has no collar. Just then, a 6--foot tall wrestler-type guy comes up and demands you give his puppy back.

Stormbringer's picture

Say no thanks I've already got one to carry home and have got enough people asking me for it.

Situation:Your hearing is like listening to XM radio with a bad signal.

CarpetBakr's picture

YES!! This was taking too long. Instead of an established turn system, how about if two people reply to the same question/situation, the next person answers both?

That's obviously impossible, and we don't even have enough knowledge on how Black Holes can be destroyed (if that's even possible!), but if they COULD, then I guess we'd have a weapon in handy for if a Star near us runs out of fuel and collapses in on itself.
(Which is what a Black Hole is) (Provided it's big enough and near enough to us; our Sun is too small to become one; it'll become a Red Giant, burn up the Earth and the planets closest to it, turning them into barren, desolate chunks of lifeless rocks, eventually consuming them, then shrink down into a tiny white-hot Dwarf Star)

Situation: A sketchy guy calls out to you from in the middle of an alleyway, offering you a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper, free.

Stormbringer's picture

No turn system for this either.

ritualvladnir's picture

have you guys forgot me all together now

Stormbringer's picture

Now it's Trevor's.

Stormbringer's picture

Yeah so it's Gabe's turn now.

Stormbringer's picture

As organizing as the turn system is it's really causing this discussion to go really slow

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