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    says (06 Jun '12)

    This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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    Everything But Skillet
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on June 6, 2012 - 5:05pm

This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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CarpetBakr's picture

Give myself a bath.

Situation: Your skin gets replaced with scales and everyone thinks you're The Lizard.

Stormbringer's picture

Crawl to the other side

Situation:Your clothes are made out of dirty socks.

CarpetBakr's picture

Make sure the fish is a Swordfish and battle it out!

Situation: You enter a room, somehow, and the whole floor is coated, inch by inch, with bannana peels, ball bearings, and floor wax. The door behind you shuts.

Stormbringer's picture

@Luke not if The Hulk is throwing it at you.

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Cover my floor in duck tape.

Situation:Someone challenges you to a duel and your weapons are freshly caught fish.

CarpetBakr's picture

Use a can of pears to defeat him.

Situation: You have a pet spider but it's a really cool spider that can do cool things like talk to you and when it talks it has this really awesome deep spider voice and it says helpful things to you like "hey man, the balloons in that shop over there are on sale 50% off" and it can cook and is just a real chill spider overall, and it turns evil and gathers an army of chill spiders like it only they're all Black Widows and Brown Recluses. (would that be Reclusi?)

Obsessed's picture

Dodge it

Situation: Chuck Norris threatens to give you a roundhouse kick

KillitwithSkillet14's picture

You obviously have the most hilarious but unrealistic situations haha.

Stormbringer's picture

Look for tracks

Situation:A jeep gets thrown at you.

PHILL's picture

Put them back in your nose where they belong...

Situation: Your refrigerator is missing along with all of your food...

Stormbringer's picture

Tell him I taste horrible

Situation:Your ear is full of boogers.

Obsessed's picture

Run to best buy and buy them a 60" flat screen TV

Situation: A shark circles you once and then starts talking to you

beautifullybroken's picture

shoot it

sintuation: you spill soda all over your friends 52" flat screan tv

CarpetBakr's picture

Join up!

Situation: You are attacked by an intelligent Hyena.

Obsessed's picture

Become a human-toed sloth and join the circus

Situation: you find out that everyone you know is a secret agent

RitualVladmir's picture

make a new one

sitch: you have no thumbs and only three toes and three fingers

CarpetBakr's picture

Fix the tree house!! :/

Situations: we all run out of situations.

KillitwithSkillet14's picture

Haha at you guys. :)

tictacthedrumchick's picture

yup. I'm going to bed. Night!

Stormbringer's picture

Too sad to answer?

tictacthedrumchick's picture

*Cries at the thought*

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New Situation:A tree house has fallen on your car.

tictacthedrumchick's picture

Can you create a different situation?

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:D

tictacthedrumchick's picture

I don't know how to respond to that one...All I can say is that you have a vivid imagination just like Charles Darwin.

Stormbringer's picture

Why don't you respond to the situation.

tictacthedrumchick's picture

lol

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It would have to be his not mine.

tictacthedrumchick's picture

carry on then

Stormbringer's picture

I smell a discussion coming.

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