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    says (06 Jun '12)

    This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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on June 6, 2012 - 5:05pm

This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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Send her his most embarrassing picture

Situation:Your printing out money and your power goes out.

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beat the crap out my bro then say "sorry i had to take care of some buissness"

sitch:your secret crush rejects you for your brother

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don't know how to react to that

situation: Your asking your secret crush out then your brother gives you a wedgie.

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call fin and jake from adventure time

sitch: you fell into a party rock induced comatose state

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Take a guess...;)

Situation: Your toast starts talking to you saying it wants your soul...

tictacthedrumchick's picture

get over it and revolve around the sun

situation: Scotty Rock offers you a lifetime supply of skillet concert tickets, but first you must murder Taylor Swift

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i support the cure for breast cancer

sitch: you are a planet

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I get melted and die a horrible death in a car where it is 105 degrees.

situation: you wake up and everything around you is pink

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ummm. i get rescued by coast gaurd

sitch: You are a snickers bar

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reviving

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Use blackberry jelly instead

Situation: You wake up one day in Peru, underwater.

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i get eaten and im delicious

sitch: all the butter in the world is gone and you need some for toast

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Go to jail instead

Situation: You are a piece of toast.

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I bring back the memories until I don't have the strength to go on

Situation:You break the law and as punishment you have to get a bikini wax

tictacthedrumchick's picture

squash the rebellion

situation: all memories of skillet have been wiped off the face of the earth

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Stay as far away from him as I can get

Situation:Food has risen up against the human race.

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Start a prison riot and break out

Situation: You own a crabby Pikachu.

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Eat it

Situation:You live in the ghetto

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Make an igloo and live there

Situation: Frodo comes up to you and declares that you have to be the Ring Bearer and hands you the One Ring, then magically dissappears.

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I conquer my fear of heights

Situation:You wake up in Antarctica

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i just wouldn't watch TV cuz i hardly ever do anyway haha

Situation: Your friend says he'll give you Skillet concert tickets if you go sky-diving with them

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ask my dad to give me a crash course of bass playing 1010 and go play the show

situation: you turn on your tv and the only thing to watch for the next two years is Dora the Explorer

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play with my feet!

Situation: John Cooper tells you that you are the new bassist for Skillet - except you've never picked up a bass before in your life and your first show is the following week!!

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Throw the sponge and play Fetch with the dog to befreind it.

Situation: You have to get emergency surgery for your hands, but the next day, after the surgery, there's a video game tornament, and the prize is a million bucks! You'd love to enter, but your hands are too bashed up.

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Steal theirs plus the ones they stole from me!

Situation: a growling dog comes up from behind you and your friend and you are holding nothing but a soaked sponge

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Pinch myself to make sure I'm dreaming

Situation:Your about to enter a paint ball battle but the other team stole your weapons.

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Eat them real quick, then throw the peels at the other guy. Then run away and climb a tree.

Situation: It's your birthday and you're going to have your favorite meal for dinner. But as you're about to eat, the meal completely dissapears for no reason!

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Scar him for life if you know what I mean

Situation: You are a cowboy and one day someone challenges you to a duel and when he says draw you reach for your holster and pull out two bananas.

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you jump the gap and roll out of it

sitch:your bro decides to have a pie war right as you get out the shower

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reviving

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