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    says (06 Jun '12)

    This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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on June 6, 2012 - 5:05pm

This a discussion where someone puts down a random situation and everyone else answers with what they'd do in that situation.

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cvhoy's picture

concrete.. :D . i would start crying and , get up quikly to arrive to the place :D

situation: a monkey steal your phone and run into the jugle.. . :O

snowboarder50's picture

fall onto the what?

Ivey1 p's picture

kick it to make it made and then take some ham out of your pocket and make him your pet!:)lol right ok

Situation: you fall onto the concet(unharmed) while your right next to your boyfriendor girlfriend and scream some random word like bananas!

CarpetBakr's picture

Let the tree die and tell him it was because of a rabid beaver. (Bananna trees can only grow in tropical climates anyway, so it would not survive.)

Situation: You're swimming in the ocean and a killer whale swims up to you and openes its mouth to bite your leg off.

Stormbringer's picture

Go to the nearest bathroom and turn on the sprinklers

Situation:A gorilla has moved in next door and has planted a banana tree in YOUR yard and expects you to water it when he's not home.

CarpetBakr's picture

Turn it inside out!

Situation: you are in a zoo when the glass behind one of the dolphin cages breaks. The poor animal flops out onto the ground and there's nobody but you.

Stormbringer's picture

ok new one

Situation: Your going to a job interview while waiting in the lobby you notice there is a mustard stain on the back of the shirt.

Obsessed's picture

yep

Stormbringer's picture

did I go too far?

Stormbringer's picture

Meet and greet

Situation: Skillet video chats with you and your nude

TheSkilletFan13's picture

There was a Limited edition of Alien Youth, only 1,000 copies. So I would choose that one.

Choice between a meet and greet or Q and A

snowboarder50's picture

Say sorry??

Situation: You have a choice of whichever album you want to get. . .what do you choose?

Stormbringer's picture

Get a job at wal-mart so it's the only soda they sell.

Situation:You hit John Cooper with your car.

CarpetBakr's picture

Push him offstage, dump my Dr. Pepper on him and invite everybody to the Skillet show going on two blocks away.

Situation: you want to buy Dr. Pepper but your mom says you can't.

Stormbringer's picture

language bub!!!! Smash it

Situation: You buy tickets to a Skillet concert and the headliner is Justin Beiber

TheSkilletFan13's picture

Use the guard dog to help me get front row lol

You go to Best Buy and find a Skrillex album with the Skillet albums. (This actually happend, it pissed me off)

Stormbringer's picture

Buy a guard dog and go to the Skillet show

CarpetBakr's picture

Situation: teh Newsboys want to play a concert at your house, (and offer you season tickets for all bands) but you're supposed to go to a Skillet show that day, and can't leave the house unattended.

CarpetBakr's picture

Lol, what a FAIL!! :P
You play the Llama Song for it, which hypnotizes them, and remove the boxing gloves. Load it into a car and tell it (still in hypnosis) that 'we're going to the grocery store!' but really take it to the dentist.

Stormbringer's picture

I type it on a computer and make the font size 200

Situation:You buy a pet lama but he has gingervitus and hates the dentist. And plus he has boxing gloves

CarpetBakr's picture

You havent' started it yet

Stormbringer's picture

what chapter am I on

CarpetBakr's picture

Dig a hidden tunnel in its depths, and have the tunnel lead to a secret underground chamber, then pretend it's the Phantom's underground lair. XD

Situation: You have to write a 30-chapter novel with each chapter 3 pages long, and it's due by the next day. You havent started it yet and the time is 10:00 PM.

Stormbringer's picture

Start running and throw the jacket at it's feet so it trips

situation:There's a cave in your front yard.

CarpetBakr's picture

Turn them loose on the neigbor's evil cats (The one that scratched your face)

Situation: you're on a safari and a lion comes up to you, growling menacingly. the car is about 50 yards away, too far to run. Your only weapon is the jacket you are wearing.

Stormbringer's picture

and your neighbor is out of town

Stormbringer's picture

stab it with a pencil

Situation: Your neighbor leaves their dogs at you house without telling you.

CarpetBakr's picture

Eat the pinecone, of course! (After making sure there are no ladybugs in it, the sometimes get in there)

Second situation: a killer bee flies into the car while a deaf person is driving. It lands on his back.

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