this is what the title says just post random Chuck Norris Jokes
i'll say the first one:
they tryed making Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take crap from anyone (the real joke uses another word that's not crap)
Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris Jokessays (25 May '12)17Everything But Skillet
this is what the title says just post random Chuck Norris Jokes
i'll say the first one:
they tryed making Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take crap from anyone (the real joke uses another word that's not crap)
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if you spell Chuck Norris in
if you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win...forever
Chuck Norris destroyed the
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of Surprise!
Super Man's weaknesses:
Super Man's weaknesses:
Kryptonite
Lead
and Chuck Norris
they wrote it intentionally
they wrote it intentionally how you get it to say that is press "I'm feeling Lucky" to get it
So did Google write that
So did Google write that intentionally or is that a fake google page someone created?
*Norris
*Norris
if you google "Where's Chuck
if you google "Where's Chuck Norris" it says "Google can't find chuck Noorrs=is because everybody knows Chuck Norris finds you"
That's very comforting.
That's very comforting.
Chuck Norris can kill you in
Chuck Norris can kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
I don't have a phone nor do I
I don't have a phone nor do I text...
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It was just a feeling I had
It was just a feeling I had haha.
When Chuck Norris visited Paris, the Effel Tower had its picture taken with him.
how come? lol
how come? lol
I knew Brookelyn was going to
I knew Brookelyn was going to list a bunch of jokes.
I have millions of these
I have millions of these
-Chuck Norris CAN eat just one lay's potato chip
-Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he just walked it off
-when Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the economy
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, because he determines what time it is
-Everybody loves Raymond...except Chuck Norris
-when Chuck Norris goes bowling he gets a perfect score of 300 simply because when he throws the ball, the pins all fall down out of fear
-When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt
-a lot of people wear superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
-Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark- the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
-The following is a short list of the things Chuck Norris cannot do...
-only Chuck Norris can drown a fish
-how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? All of it
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
-only Chuck Norris can win the game
-Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
-Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris
-On Myspace Chuck Norris has more friends than Tom
-the Chuck Norris edition of Clue only has one solution: Chuck Norris in the Library with a roundhouse kick
-if you Google Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked you will get 0 results
-if you Google "find Chuck Norris" and hit I'm hitting lucky, it says "Google will not search for Chuck Norris because Google knows that you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you."
-behind every successful man, there is a successful woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris
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When the Boogeyman goes to
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
when chuck norris does push
when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt push up he pushes the earth down