I noticed that there was a lack of funny, comedy-related things here on the Discussion Boards, so...
JUST POST SOME RANDOM STUFF HERE! :D
*UPDATE*
Over the extensive period of time this discussion has been up, I've noticed that some people are posting angst-y, depression-related topics. That wasn't my intent when I created this discussion, so I'm going to revise the rules as necessary.
~As I mentioned before, please don't post about depression, angst, or any other kind of darkness or personal problems; it has no place on this discussion thread, and there are other discussions where you can post things like that-I'd suggest Giving Light To The Lost. You'll find encouragement from many of our wonderful members there, rather than here!
~This is a discussion to post random things, but be sure to keep it PG. No cuss words, swearing, or inappropriate words/innuendos of any kind.
~Casual chatting (ex. "nice weather we're having here!" "Did you hear about the newest Skillet song?") should be kept to the Chat Page! discussion.
~Have a fantastic time! :D
here's a fact to know:
here's a fact to know:
the TV show jersey shore sucks and it shows nothing about what New Jersey really is
just saying that because when people think of New Jersey they think of Jersey shore but it's NOT (the people from Jersey Shore aren't even from New Jersey) but New Jersey still has annoying laws (i hate the no fireworks law)
facts about Dr. Pepper
facts about Dr. Pepper
it is the original soft drink
it is the official drink of Skillet (John probably would agree)
it breaks mountain dew addictions but starts a new Dr. Pepper addiction
it is the only doctor that worsens your health (but is still is AMAZING)
if john was a super hero (well more than he already is :D) to trigger his power he will drink Dr. Pepper
Math time:
Dr. Pepper+ Peanuts= Happy John Cooper
And also:
And also:
Fact: A peanut is not a nut, it is a legume.
It takes about 540 peanuts to make a 12 ounce jar of peanut butter.
Peanut butter is made up of 90% peanut and 10% butter. (ok that one was a lie)
Peanuts originated from South America.
September 13 is National Peanut Day!
WHAT TIME IS IT?!
WHAT TIME IS IT?!
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
story*
story*
cool storu bro.
cool storu bro.
back to the future an AMAZING
back to the future an AMAZING from 1985
also who hates when people imply curse words like putting a different letter at the end because i hate when they do that (if they want to say the actual word just say it instead of implying it because it's better to be a dirtymouth instead of looking like an idiot) who agrees
@bman1998 whatis that? XD
@bman1998 whatis that? XD time machines need 1.21 gigawatts..... lol.
time machines need 1.21
time machines need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to operate and to harness that power it needs to b going at precisely 88 miles per hour and needs plutonium or the only other thing that can do that is a bolt of lightning to make it travel through time
also the only car that can be used to withstand the time field is a DeLorian because of its stainless steel lining and also if you want to make a time machine why not use some style
"if my calculations are correct when this thing hits 88 you're gonna see some serious sh***" (Doc Brown)
the most used street name in
the most used street name in America is second street because first street usually gets its name changed
Fact: "Rats cannot throw up!"
Fact: "Rats cannot throw up!"
"The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64."
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 27.8 minutes."
"One comes before two, comes before sixty. Comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred and four."
"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of valconoes"
"To make a photocopier, simply photo copy a mirror."
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BAZINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAZINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is ironically what i am having for dinner tonight :)
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!
but it's not Pizza night
but it's not Pizza night
PIZZA!!!!!!!
PIZZA!!!!!!!
ME!
ME!
who thinks on the TV show
who thinks on the TV show "The Big Bang Theory" Sheldon reminds you of C3PO
wow
wow
I think peanuts are actually
I think peanuts are actually the only nut I don't hate....
i hate peanuts....
i hate peanuts....
PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(panhead translation)
PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I eat cookies
I eat cookies
lol
lol
Mmmmmmonkeys......
Mmmmmmonkeys......
im 000.00000000001% is me! XD
im 000.00000000001% is me! XD (SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) although i do look fat in my leather jacket wile riding my AWESOME dirt bike!
%75 of humans are lazy,fat,
%75 of humans are lazy,fat, pigs!
EEEEEWWWW. you vegetarian!
EEEEEWWWW. you vegetarian!
RANDOM LLAMA VID!
RANDOM LLAMA VID!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmdbg9Loo0o
Roses are red
Violets are red
bushes are red
grass is red
trees are red
llamas are red
CRAP MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
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